Damned squirrel! Update: i found more damage

"ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability" (italianjobr53) 05/21/2018 at 14:47 • Filed to: Rant

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One of those fuckers ran out at the last moment, JUMPED and hit me fog lamp.

Gaaaaah!!!!

Update: my bumper is borked as well:

How it should be:

On the upside i think i know when my mini was made:

The date says 9/3/04, so 9th of March 2004

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/21/2018 at 15:07

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I’m picturing you sitting at a stop light when all of a sudden a ninja squirrel comes running and jump kicks your fog light, then runs away cackling evilly.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/21/2018 at 15:14

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Oh my God

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/21/2018 at 15:14

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I think the technical term is “I was HammerheadFistpunched”

LOREM IPSUM > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/21/2018 at 15:32

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > LOREM IPSUM 05/21/2018 at 15:35

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Hahahaha! Thanks for the lol

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > LOREM IPSUM 05/21/2018 at 16:13

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lol

noice

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/21/2018 at 17:38

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Buddy of mine had one crawl up into the engine bay of his two-year-old truck. He got a short distance up the highway before all his warning lights came on, popped his hood, and was greeted by the still-twitching squirrel staring him in the face, with its guts wrapped all the way around every pully and just generally splattered around the engine bay, serp belt tossed off by squirrel guts. $1400 total insurance claim to get it cleaned up.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 05/21/2018 at 19:07

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Damn! At least this isn’t that expensive.

pip bip - choose Corrour > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 05/22/2018 at 06:34

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could be worse, could be a deer or kangaroo